It is 3.45am in Burbank, California, and a young man is drunk. And, predictably, horny. I've thought about fucking you in so many different ways, he croons. I'm sitting, laptop perched upon crossed legs. Some 19 hours and 7918 miles away. He is persistent this evening, begging for mere seconds of me. I talk him through but leave him unsatisfied. With the lowering of the screen, I wash my hands of this.
by
Samantha Butler of Melbourne