She was sitting in a chaise lounge in the back yard, a dead ringer for Jackie Kennedy, in a black & white dress, and sunglasses with thick white rims. She was firing rounds from her machine gun at police range targets. Nearby, a tuxedoed figure was mowing the lawn, "Vroom!" As the lawnmower sprayed cut grass all over the black tuxedo, the figure stared hypnotically at the lawn.
by Eric Suhem of Oakland