When first we saw the friend request almost couldn't finish my orgasm: what the hell is Dad doing on Facebook? Abandoned us years ago for bloody sailboat and open ocean; but he’s back, won the Rhode Island Lottery last month, now he’s getting me off with the Neutrogena WAVE, bubble bathwater slops over porcelain rim, weak, shake like volcano, sailing, bite lips as Sonic boom deep inside forest: a tree falls again.
by Matthew Dexter of Cabo San Lucas
