I am the asshole that steals your pudding from the lunchroom because a pudding might help with the grinding of teeth and the coffee pot is burned up, cooking the tar in its pit, make a mirror by grinding obsidian with my teeth, no, take one part silver nitrate, 26% distilled water and ammonia, add one part Rochelle Salts, the reaction when poured on glass will make a mirror, in the mirror you will see me looking out.
by Kate Wyer of Baltimore

