Do you really think this makes your lawn look bigger? Where are your freakin ethics? Anyone who would be this deceitful is capable of much worse.
I’m now afraid to leave my car unlocked in the driveway or let my kids play alone in the back yard. I’ve already told them not to accept candy from you. Thinking of which, I’m going to check your name in the sex offender registry right now.
by Adam Lucas of Charlotte